Disneykid1 has a blue Adidas one and I totally fell in love with but when I went to the store to pick it up it didn’t feel right. Then I saw this…Fred Perry blue…fucking hot! I use it for school and it’s big enough to hold my laptop! It’s the perfect bag for running to and from class and work or whatever.
My Blackberry…oh sweet Jesus where have you been my entire life! When I think about what life was like before I owned such a perfect phone that does everything I only come up with blanks. It’s wonderful. I sleep with it literally…maybe this explains why I’m still single. Meh. Anyhow, this phone does everything! While on the go, I check my gmail account, see who’s posted pictures on facebook, or who’s sent another comment on youtube.com reminding that I’m gay and that I’m going to burn in hell. The only thing missing are the bullets, to shot the gay-haters. One day.
Ok – mine isn’t black but I have best skin of Gwen Stefani’s lips on it. I love my Ipod…seriously I really do. Aside from my collection of Kate Perry, Kate Nash and Iron and Wine, I’ve downloaded a tons of “learning Italian” lessons AND!!!! the book “The Secret”. This tiny little thing does everything!
Calling all Madonna fans! The Queen of Pop is coming out with a long-awaited greatest hits collection this fall.
‘We’re hoping to have a greatest hits package come out in September,’ the singer’s longtime publicist, Liz Rosenberg, tells PEOPLE. ‘We’re all very excited about it.’
With so many hit songs to choose from over her long career, the singer’s manager, Guy Oseary, asked fans on Twitter Tuesday which tunes they think should be included. ‘Working on Madonna’s greatest hits album,’ he wrote. ‘Any tracks that you think MUST be on?’
Still, the new album won’t only feature songs her fans know and love. ‘Madonna does have plans to go into the studio to record a few new songs for this album,’ says Rosenberg.
The greatest hits album will be Madonna’s last with Warner Records, with whom she sold more than 200 million albums. In October 2007, she ended her 27-year relationship with the label when she signed a reported $150 million deal with concert promoter Live Nation.
Somethings happening inside this corporate shell. An artist cries and a slut is begging to hear ‘I love you too’. Ok I needed to get that out but seriously food cravings at 9:45pm bring out the be(a)st in me.
At 30-1 there’s no more reflecting on the shoulda coulda woulda. It’s about the here, the now and who cares. Why take it seriously when there’s a Body Jam class at 5:30pm? I make no sense but what the hell…spring is around the corner and I don’t have a single question to ask.
People in their 20’s say: Oh I’m so busy. I say: wake up fuckers, coffee with the ‘crew’ is a leasure activity. You play your games, sometimes literally but that’s all it is…a game. By the time you reach 30 you’ve mastered the illusion of winning and move forward, preferring the taste of blood. Ok dramatic but whatever, there’s everything to prove.
I kiss the man who may be my future but you know what; I really liked his answer: let’s see what a friendship can bring. Perfect, if you ask me. There’s a commitment and freedom and anything can change. Jesus I feel like Carrie from Sex and the City…who’s coming with me to the premiere?
The ex’s are further away than they’ve ever been. Like a plastic cup drifting further from shore…they are the dream that couldn’t be. I’m fine with that as I now drink from wine goblets. I’ve grown and I’m not forgotten. It’s liberating to pinch my chub. I like my chub. I like being chubby because I think skinny jeans are fucking retarded.
It’s five to ten and my wontons are gone. I’m satified that I survived yet another day. A day like no other, but a day like the rest. 5:30pm will come tomorrow much sooner than I’m predicting. Everything in between, from now until then will be nothing but dust in a clogged up dust buster.